![]() ![]() Inigo: You are ready, then? The Man in Black: Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair. Prepare to die." You seem a decent fellow. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. So, the next time we meet, I will not fail. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. ![]() The Man in Black: How old were you? Inigo: I was 11 years old. The six-fingered man leave me alive.but he gave me these. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. Inigo: The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at 1/10th his promised price. The Man in Black: I've never seen its equal. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job. (#1) Inigo: I don't mean to pry, but you don't by any chance have six fingers on your right hand? The Man in Black: Do you begin all your conversations this way? Inigo: My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. If he falls, fine! If not, the sword! Hello. We'll head straight for the Guilder Frontier. Vizzini: Whoever he is, he has seen us with the princess and must therefore die! You, carry her. I do not think it means what you think it means. Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable! Inigo: You keep using that word. Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Vizzini: GAAAAHHH! You keep using that word. Vizzini: Enough of that! Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. Fezzik: Fuss, fuss.I think he like to scream at us. I will kill her! And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy! And you! Friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?! Inigo: That Vizzini, he can fuss. Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern. Vizzini: Am I going mad, or did the word think escape your lips?!! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!! Inigo: I agree with Fezzik. It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition! Fezzik: I just don't think it's right.killing an innocent girl. Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone?! Vizzini: I hired you to help me start a war. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier his suspicions will be totally confirmed. Vizzini: Go!!! Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the prince suspect that the Guilderians have abducted his love. Grandpa: Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Grandson: Has it got any sports in it? Grandpa: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. When I was your age, television was called books. You got money?ĭialogue This is a special book. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?! WE'RE CLOSED! And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. And so I think that not one man in a century will suffer as greatly as you. ![]() Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy.I always think everything could be a trap.which is why I'm still alive.Have you been chasing me all this time, only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard of. You're that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago.And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. I've just sucked one year of your life away.But, in the meantime, rest well.and dream of large women. I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. ![]()
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